Chris and I have the most messed up conversations sometimes...

Denise says:
OH

Denise says:
and I'm entirely too juvenile

Denise says:
but you are too so you'll love this

Christian says:
i think youve looked at enough weird foriegn shit XD

Christian says:
uh oh

Denise says:
I like, choke and die every time someone orders this shit

Denise says:
http://www.englishteastore.com/auspdipu.html

Christian says:
ok seriously

Denise says:
I shit you not

Denise says:
I did not know about it

Denise says:
and this guy calls in and said something like

Christian says:
i just giggled like a school girl

Denise says:
I'd like to check on the status of my spotted dick

Christian says:
and im scared

Denise says:
I DIED

Christian says:
HAHAHAHAHA

Christian says:
oh my gentle jesus

Christian says:
tell me you died on the phone

Denise says:
I half choked half laughed and I was like, "I'm sorry sir, WHAT?!?!"

Christian says:
HAHAHA

Denise says:
Then I told him to hold while I looked up the order and laughed for 3 minutes

Denise says:
This may need chatlogged

Christian says:
i do agree

Christian says:
spotted dick

Christian says:
HA

Denise says:
XD

Christian says:
is it weird that im actually picturing a dick with spots

Christian says:
cuz i totally am

Christian says:
and yet more giggles are escaping

Christian says:
I CANT HOLD THEM IN

Christian says:
HELP

Denise says:
How the hell can I help YOU I haven't been able to breathe for the last 5 minutes

Christian says:
youre in my damn head

Christian says:
TAKE THEM OUT

Denise says:
Take them out? What them? The penises?

Christian says:
THE GIGGLES, WOMAN

Denise says:
oh

Christian says:
THE GIGGLES

Denise says:
Right. I knew that.

Denise says:
>_>

Christian says:
start breathing and chatlog >_>

Denise says:
I just did up to that last thing lol

Denise says:
every time I went to submit we kept being fucking stupid XD

Christian says:
XD

Christian says:
omg

Denise says:
posted

Christian says:
see dick run

Denise says:
run dick run!

Christian says:
run dick run

Christian says:
RUN FROM THE SPOTS

Christian says:
BEFORE THEY CATCH YOU